A Letter to My Facebook Friends: Happy 2011!

                          

Dear facebook friends,

This is to my hidden friends (yes the applications got to me!), unhidden friends, friends I’ve gotten hidden by, blocked (ex) friends, unblocked friends, (ex) friends I’ve gotten blocked by.

I look forward to another year of snooping through your albums (if permitted by your privacy settings), allowing or disallowing you to snoop through mine (ha! my privacy settings!), tagging you in silly pictures, getting tagged by you in some random pictures (that I don’t feature in) and having to face the aftermath (hundred notifications following the hundred comments on the picture), staring at you when you come online while you stare at me when I come online (I understand. It’s telepathy. I feel the “Hi”), reading your boring, entertaining, witty, far-from-wit, philosophical, educational, copy-pasted status messages as well as your make-up, break-up and married statuses, and finally laughing my guts out at the hilarious videos you share.

I look forward to more additions to my friends list, especially from people who have refused to acknowledge me in the past, don’t acknowledge me when I stand right in front of them, and who plan to continue to not acknowledge me in future. The previous statement also implies that I’ll have a long “pending friends” list. (I know you have one too smartass!).

I am glad all of you have moved on to pursue better opportunities. Thanks to facebook, I know your location only if you are abroad. To the ones stuck here, don’t worry you will get the opportunity to disclose your location someday.

So, here is to another year of staring at the screen hoping to see a red notification bubble appear on the top left corner! Wish you guys a marvelous New Year!

Love
Kachu