If you were a handsome guy standing at the bar…
· with a beer mug in one hand
· with your i-phone in the other
· with your ‘fancy car’ keys in your pocket
· with your crisp white shirt buttons open just the right amount, to show off that perfectly toned chest, that would keep a woman guessing what the abs looked like
· with ‘made to measurement’ faded denims which continued up to your branded black foot ware that tapped to the beats of crazy remixes
· with skillfully chiseled nose and a naughty lopsided smile
· with jet black, ‘two drinks down’ intoxicated eyes fixed on me as I moved through the crowd, checking me out from top to bottom …
I’d be more than happy!!
But since you look worse than my driver; are standing at the chaiwala along with other ugly, hairy, shapeless men; smirking and throwing risque remarks my way-
“Ghar pe maa behen nahi hai kya?!!”
